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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when
she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull
over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and
gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned
around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think
that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and
breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is
getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her
tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to
lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on
her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so
hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"

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