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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senor, I would like the
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from
the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him
one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The
bartender is a little taken back, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't
you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies "Well,
if you lads aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

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