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A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar in Newark, thinking about his wretched life, when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.

The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her.

"Is it true you're a prostitute?"

"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"

"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"

"I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there..."

"$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"

"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough thereıs a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me, itÂıs worth it."

The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience heıs ever had. This hand job was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life.

The next night heıs back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her.

"Last night was incredible!"

"Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my blow jobs."

"How much is that?"

"$500."

"$500!?! Cımon, thatıs ridiculous!"

"You see that apartment building across the street?"

The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building.

"I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, itıs worth it."

Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice.

The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up.

"I'm hooked, youıre the best! Tell me, whatıll it cost me for some pussy?"

She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan.

"You see that island?"

"Aw, cımon! You canıt mean that!"

She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, Iıd own Manhattan!"

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