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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John what are you so happy for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldnt swim, Dave, she couldnt swim!!."

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?"

"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday, I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, "Sure you can have a ride in my boat. So I took her way out, Dave, way out much
further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldnt swim, Dave, she couldnt swim!!!!"

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin over a beer. Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way, WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said, 'Its either screw or swim!!' She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave!!! She had a great BIG dick!!! Dave, I CAN'T SWIM!!!"

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