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A guy's in the bar when an alien from outer space walks
through the door and sits next to him.

The drunk thinks nothing of it, trying to maintain good inter-
galactic peace, and all.

The alien orders himself a drink. When he's halfway through
with the drink, he licks his green finger, and then sticks the
finger in the drunk's ear.

The drunk's irritated, but again, in the interest of seeing
there's
no interstellar war, he says nothing.

The alien pulls his finger out, finishes his drink, and then
orders another one. Once he reaches the half-way point in
that drink, he again licks his finger, then puts that finger into
the drunk's ear.

"Hey, Buddy, how 'bout let's lay off the ear pokin', what do you
say?"

Well, as you know, halfway through the alien's third drink, the
alien licks and sticks once again. The drunk has forgotten his
peaceful ways and says, as forcibly as he can, "Look,
asshole, if you do that again, I'm gonna rip your balls off!"

The alien orders one more drink. Stirs it for awhile . . . and,
you guessed it, licks that green finger and again sticks it right
in the drunk's ear.

"Goddammit!!!" the drunk roars, and reaches between the
alien's legs to carry out his threat. But there's "nothing
there".

The drunk's a little confused. "Man, if you've got no balls,
then how do you screw?"

The alien licks his finger and sticks it in the drunk's ear.

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