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A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few
beers after work.The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she
does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker
suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak
into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's
panties, and give her oral sex. Woman love it, and believe me, she'll never
mention that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that
night he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid
down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with
pleasure, but after a little while, he reaized he had to take a leak , so
he told her he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to
the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very suprised to
see his wife sitting on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked

"Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"

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