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A man died and awoke in Hell. As he waited in line to be processed into
Hell, he became more and more disturbed by his situation. He thought to
himself, "I know I led kind of a wild life, but I did'nt think I was bad
enough to end up like this!" Finally, he was at the head of the line, and
the next counselor was beckoning him to step up to his desk. "Whats the
matter?" the counselor asked. "You look unhappy." "Well what do you think?"
the man responded. "I'm in Hell!" "Oh, Hell isnt so bad," the counselor
said. "Actually we have a lot of fun here. For example, do you drink?"

"Well, sure I used to do my share of drinking," the man said. "Then you are
going to love Mondays," the counselor said. "Monday is drinking night here
-- we have all the best liquors, the rarest wines, and beer by the keg. And
you don't have to worry about drinking and driving, or cirrhosis of the
liver or anything, because you're already dead! Is'nt that great!?

How about smoking -- do you smoke?" "Yes, I was a smoker," the man said.
"Well, you're going to love Tuesdays too," the counselor replied. "Tuesday
is smoking night here -- cigarettes, Cuban cigars, marijuana, whatever
you like -- and the best part is that since youre dead, you won't have
to worry about lung cancer or emphysema or anything like that.

Do you take drugs?" "Well, I experimented a little when I was younger,"
the man said. "Then you're going to have a great time on Wednesdays too,"
said the counselor. "Wednesday is drug night, and once again, since you're
dead, no matter how lethal or addicting the drug might be, you can enjoy
it to your heart's content.

Do you gamble?" "Oh I love to gamble!" the man replied. "Great!" the
counselor said. "You'll also love Thursday nights, which are our gambling
nights. It's a regular Las Vegas here every Thursday, and no matter what
game of chance you like, you can play it all night whether you're
winning or losing.

Now then, are you gay?" "Well, no I'm not," the man said.

"Oh," the counselor grimaced, "you're going to hate Fridays..."

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