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Three cowboys came into a bar bragging about which of
them was the baddest. The first one shouted, "I'm the
baddest. Watch this." He turns his head to the barmaid,
"Hey, barmaid, bring me a pitcher of beer and get your ass
over here!"

The barmaid quickly brings over the pitcher of beer. The
cowboy chugs down the entire pitcher, lays his hand on
the table, pulls his guns, and shoots off one of his fingers.
Doesn't even flinch. The barmaid jumps.

The other two just shake their heads. The second cowboy
smacks the barmaid on the ass and says, "Honey, go get
me a beer with a shot of tequila, and do it now!" She
scurries over to get the man's order. When she returns, the
second cowboy guzzles the beer, slams down the tequila,
and puts his hand straight out in front of him. He pulls his
pistol and shoots off *two* of his fingers. He, too, doesn't
even flinch. The barmaid almost freaks out.

The third just laughs, smacks the barmaid on the butt, and
says, "Hon, just go get me a whole bottle of tequila and
shuffle your pretty butt back here right quick." Upon her
return, he opens the bottle and chugs the entire thing down.
Then, he unzips his pants and slams his dick on the table.

The barmaid screams, "You aren't going to shoot that off are
you?!"

"Hell no, I want you to kiss it. It will go off by itself."

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