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A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city
department store. It was one of those massive stores that has
every department imaginable. In fact it was the biggest store in
the world --- you could get anything there.

The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes,
I was a salesman in the country," said the lad. The boss liked
the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow, Friday
morning, and I'll come and see you when we close up."

When the boss looked up the young man the next day at closing
time, he saw him shaking hands with a beaming customer. After
they parted, he walked over and asked, "Well, that looked good!
How many sales did you make today?"

"That was the only one," said the young salesman.

"Only one!?!" blurted the boss. "Most of my staff make 20 or 30
sales a day. You'll have to do better than that! Well, how much
was the sale worth?"

"Two hundred twenty seven thousand, three hundred thirty four
dollars and change," said the young man.

The boss paused for a moment, blinking a few times. "H... H...
How did you manage that?!?"

"Well, when he came in this morning and I sold him a small fish
hook. Then, I sold him a medium hook, and then a really large
hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one, and
then a big one. I then sold him a speargun, a wetsuit, scuba
gear, nets, chum, coolers, and a keg of beer. I asked him where
he was going fishing and he said down the coast. We decided he
would probably need a new boat, so I took him down to the boat
department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin
engines. Then, he said that his Volkswagon probably wouldn't be
able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold
him the new Deluxe Cruiser, with a winch, storage rack,
rustproofing, and a built-in refrigerator. Oh, and
floor mats."

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold
all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?!"

"No," answered the salesman. "He came in to buy a blanket."

"A blanket?" "Yeah, an extra blanket for the couch. He just had a
fight with his wife. I said to him, 'Well, your weekend's
ruined, so you may as well go fishing......."

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