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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house
and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could
spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she
explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay
in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in
the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. The
lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in
for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on
their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney who represented that
attractive widow who let him and Bob sleep in her barn on the ski
weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski
holiday up North?" "Umm ... Yes, I do, as a matter of fact." "Did
you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and have sex with her?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have
to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of
telling her your name?" Bob's face turned scarlet and he said, "Yeah,
sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?" "No need to apologize,
Bob. She just died and left me everything!"

AND YOU THOUGHT THE ENDING WOULD BE DIFFERENT, DIDN'T YOU?????

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