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Smart Dogs

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
One was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the
third man was a chemist, the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do
your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some
paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a
triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to
his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to
his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up,
walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got
a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces
without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that was pretty impressive.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee
Break, do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, used the bathroom on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

They all agreed, that was brilliant.

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