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LOVE; When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST; When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIED;When you try and lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LOVE; When sex is called making love.
LUST; When sex is called fucking.
MARRIED; When sex is used to describe your gender.

LOVE; When you argue about how many children to have.
LUST; When you argue about who will sleep in the wet spot.
MARRIED; When you argue about who's idea it was to have kids.

LOVE; When it doesn't matter if you have an orgasm.
LUST; When the relationship is over if you don't orgasm..
MARRIED: When....what the hell is an orgasm.

LOVE; When a rainy day means time to snuggle in front of a fire.
LUST; When a rainy day means stay inside and have sex.
MARRIED; When a rainy day means it is time to clean the house.

LOVE; When you only leave the house to buy coffee and bagels.
LUST; When you only leave the house to buy condoms and Vasoline.
MARRIED; When you only leave the house when you are allowed.

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