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A man who had problems with premature ejaculation went to
a sex shop for a remedy. The clerk handed him a little yellow
can and said, "This is Stay-Hard Spray; put on a little and
you can go all night!"

Delighted, the guy took it home, stowed it on the cellar shelf,
and waited eagerly for bedtime, when he sprayed some on
his dick and went upstairs to his wife.

But it seemed to make him reach orgasm quicker than ever.
The next day he returned to the sex shop, slammed the can
down on the counter, and snapped, "This stuff makes me
worse than before!"

Reading the label, the clerk asked, "Did you hide this stuff on
cellar shelf?"

"Yeah, so?" said the disgruntled customer.

"You must have grabbed the wrong can. This is Easy-Off."

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