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This couple named mike and marie have been married for a couple of years and one day they were walking along on the street and they were abducted by an alien couple. The alien couple wanted to see how good the humans were at sex. So Mike went with the alien girl and marie went with the alien guy. Well marie gets in the room with the alien guy and he starts stripping. And once he takes his pants off marie shouts man thats small. So the alien taps his head and his dick gets larger. Marie then says that it is still to skinny so the alien pulls on his ears untill it is big and plump. And marie and the alien have sex all night long. The next day they take marie and mike back to earth, and marie asks mike how his night was and he said that all the alien girl kept doing is tapping his head and pulling on his ears.

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