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A Jewish family is considering putting their grandfather in a nursinghome. All the Jewish facilities are completely full so they have to put him in a Catholic home.

After a few weeks in the Catholic facility, they come to visit grandpa.

"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," saygrandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrongplace for you."

"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,"grandpa says with a big smile.

"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't beenpracticing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doc'!

And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they call me the Fucking Jew."

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