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A girl is having sex for the first time. Her mother
says to her, "If you have any questions come down
and ask me." The girl then goes upstairs and finds
the guy taking off his shirt. She runs dowstairs and
yells, "Mom he has hair on his chest!" The mother says
"That is just a manly sign." So the girl goes back
upstairs to find the guy taking off his pants. She runs
downstairs and yells, "Mom, he has hair on his legs!"
The mother says, "Oh, that is just a manly sign."
So the girl goes back and finds him taking off his socks.
She counts five toes on one foot and three toes
on the other. She runs downstairs yelling,
"Mom. he has a foot and a half!"
The mother says, "Move over this is a job for Momma!

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