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Amanpreet had died and, naturally, wound up in Hell.

He was met by the Devil and was told that Hell was now a
"kindler and gentler" place. Each person was offered three
choices of torture. The devil explained that these tortures ran
in a thousand year cycle and you could pick which cycle to
being with.

'Preet went with the Devil down the hall where Jon was hung
up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. 'Preet told
the Devil he'd "pass" on that one.

On down the hall to where Brian was hung up by his arms
and was being whipped by a cat-o-nine-tails. Old Lizard
Pecker shook his head over this one, too.

Finally, there was Joseph, strapped to the wall, naked as a
jaybird. A very gorgeous woman was performing oral sex
upon him. Amanpreet said, "Yes, yes, this is where I want to
start."

The Devil said, "You sure? This lasts for a thousand years,
you know."

"Yes, I'm sure. This is the place."

"Ok," said the Devil. He walked to the beautiful blonde,
tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Your replacement's
here."

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