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George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel casino to register at the front desk, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude to her."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you, dear. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it," insisted Harriet. In their room, George called down to the desk and asked 'Bambi' to come up to
room 1217. When he hung up the phone, he said, "Now, Harriet, you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough so you can hear us."
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened the door and in walked Bambi, her hips swirling provocatively.

George asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." "$125! I was thinking more like $25." Bambi laughed, "You must be crazy if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, as he walked he to the door, "I guess we can't do
business..." As soon as she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom and remarked, "I just can't believe it! Never in a million years would I have believed she was a hooker. But you were right, dear."

Later that evening, while George and Harriet sipped cocktails at the hotel casino bar, Bambi appeared and approached the two of them. She pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25 mister!"

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