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You know you're from Pennsylvania if...

- You only own three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup.

- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

- You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.

- Driving is better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

- You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

- Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.

- The local paper covers National and International headlines on 1/4 page but requires six pages for sports

- You think the start of deer hunting is a National Holiday.

- You head south to go to your cottage.

- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

- You find -20F "a little" chilly.

- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

- You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction

- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a school bus.

- You don't understand how anyone could watch a football game without
either halupki, halushki, or kielbosa.

- You remember fondly the days of youth known as "Snow Days".

- Words like: gumband; buggy; hoagie; chipped ham; and pop actually
mean something to you.

- You can use the phrase "Fireball Wedding" and not even bat an eye.

- You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Pennsylvania
friends.

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